So I've been trying to pull a fast one on my friend, we'll call her Camilla. It's been my experience that everyone knows someone named John whether it be your best friend or someone you know in passing. I used the name John to make an email to send her a message from a secret admirer who is a bit to enthusiastic about meet up with her. Like creepy stalker enthusiastic. I know her well enough to know she's naive enough to not suspect me when I told her I swear it wasn't me. My friends know what to expect from me but I could see it in her face she was creeped out by my sincerity. She was praying that it was me.
This is my conversation with Camilla over Oovoo.
Camilla: (10:05 PM)
omg so i got this creep email from a kid name john
who was like we went to middle school together and he wants to talk
and that he got my email from this girl name emily
but i don't know an emily in middle school
Spleblank: (10:06 PM)
really lol thats creepy
Camilla: (10:06 PM)
the first emily i ever knew was emily B****r
Spleblank: (10:07 PM)
maybe you knew her in passing
Camilla: (10:07 PM)
why the hell will she have my email that i made in high school
Camilla: (10:08 PM)
i legit made my email junior year
Spleblank: (10:08 PM)
lol do you have a facebook page. maybe she got it from there.
Camilla: (10:08 PM)
no my facebook email is t***********r@aim.com
Spleblank: (10:09 PM)
did you even know a john in middle school?
Camilla: (10:09 PM)
its a common name for whites and blacks
Spleblank: (10:09 PM)
i dont think ive ever heard you mention a john
Camilla: (10:09 PM)
but i was never close to a john
Spleblank: (10:09 PM)
did you know one though?
Camilla: (10:10 PM)
no i knew a johnaton but i talk to him still
Spleblank: (10:10 PM)
thats odd
Camilla: (10:10 PM)
i know. that creep took my email
oh well i didnt response but its not the first time a creep messaged me
Spleblank: (10:11 PM)
and he was clearly lying about emily cause you didnt know an emily
Camilla: (10:11 PM)
he was. it was creepy. and thats why I delete facebook as well
Spleblank: (10:12 PM)
lol. thats sad
Spleblank: (10:13 PM)
some creep on facebook asked me to marry him because I supposedly needed him
Camilla: (10:13 PM)
he was also a stranger
Spleblank: (10:13 PM)
lol was it john?
Camilla: (10:14 PM)
no. i don't remember the guy's name it was creepy.
So that's what I've bee upto as of late. any other good ideas anyone may have to scare the shit out of her would be lovely. She refuses to respond to me but its clear she hasn't blocked me yet so i have to tread lightly and by tread lightly I mean I'm going to imply I was following her mother to the grocery store the other day. That'll get her a little shaken.
Sunday, August 26, 2012
Sunday, August 19, 2012
I just saw the latest Dexter trailer. I must say I'm kinda pissed I watched it but I was happy to be in the loop.Major Spoiler alert!!
Here's the link in case you wanna watch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NzpnjVmuCA
Holy crap I hope that clip of Dex stabbing Masuka in the neck was just a dream. I think we can agree Dexter is too much of a bummer to not have a comic relief aside from Dexter's internal thoughts. What else did we see? We see Dex choking the crap out of Louis, Debra crying her little heart out, Dexter destroying the crime scene where Travis was, Laguerta finding the blood slide, Debra finding the rest of the blood slides (major mind fuck moment) and the ITK prostitute hand (that Louis sent to Dexter's apartment), Debra piecing the similarities between Dexter's crime scene and the BHB's MO. Louis saying that he want to see Dexter in a puddle of his own piss or some shit like that, Dex holding something to someguys neck in an interrogation room probably not tickling him with a feather, deb stopping him and finally Dexter injecting Deb's food with something and approaching her while holding a knife while she sleeps. So yeah, not much. I have high hopes for this coming season. I'm expecting it to be even better than the first which I adored.
My ranking of the season.
1. First season
2. Fourth season (poor Rita, she's so dead. i say that beacause i was hoping for the last scene to be a dream. But no. She's super dead)
3. second season
4. sixth season ( because of the ending)
5. fifth (hate julia stiles, can't act to save her life and dexter should be alone not with a partner. He's not a power ranger or a wonder twin. he's serial killer.) "Wonder twin powers activate. Form of a suicidal Dexter fan who's realized it's all down hill from here!"
and the third season was by far the least exciting season being that The Skinner was about as scary as a cabage patch kid. They're actually kinda creepy. I take that back.
He's looking into your soul.
Here's the link in case you wanna watch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NzpnjVmuCA
Holy crap I hope that clip of Dex stabbing Masuka in the neck was just a dream. I think we can agree Dexter is too much of a bummer to not have a comic relief aside from Dexter's internal thoughts. What else did we see? We see Dex choking the crap out of Louis, Debra crying her little heart out, Dexter destroying the crime scene where Travis was, Laguerta finding the blood slide, Debra finding the rest of the blood slides (major mind fuck moment) and the ITK prostitute hand (that Louis sent to Dexter's apartment), Debra piecing the similarities between Dexter's crime scene and the BHB's MO. Louis saying that he want to see Dexter in a puddle of his own piss or some shit like that, Dex holding something to someguys neck in an interrogation room probably not tickling him with a feather, deb stopping him and finally Dexter injecting Deb's food with something and approaching her while holding a knife while she sleeps. So yeah, not much. I have high hopes for this coming season. I'm expecting it to be even better than the first which I adored.
My ranking of the season.
1. First season
2. Fourth season (poor Rita, she's so dead. i say that beacause i was hoping for the last scene to be a dream. But no. She's super dead)
3. second season
4. sixth season ( because of the ending)
5. fifth (hate julia stiles, can't act to save her life and dexter should be alone not with a partner. He's not a power ranger or a wonder twin. he's serial killer.) "Wonder twin powers activate. Form of a suicidal Dexter fan who's realized it's all down hill from here!"
and the third season was by far the least exciting season being that The Skinner was about as scary as a cabage patch kid. They're actually kinda creepy. I take that back.
This is Spleblank. Yes, that is really me in the picture. Yes, I am a mixture of Bar Rafaeli, Elisha Cuthbert(In the girl next door, that chick got weird after that) and April Bowlby. Gentlemen, stay in your seats, please. This is my first post because I apparently have nothing better to do.
A few things about me:
1. Be nice to me and I will be nice to you.
2. I will not go die in a hole (or anywhere else for that matter) not voluntarily anyway but some giant Italian guys are parked out side of my apartment so who knows.
3. "A person is a person no matter how small"- Dr. Seuss. My personal favorite.
A few things about me:
1. Be nice to me and I will be nice to you.
2. I will not go die in a hole (or anywhere else for that matter) not voluntarily anyway but some giant Italian guys are parked out side of my apartment so who knows.
3. "A person is a person no matter how small"- Dr. Seuss. My personal favorite.
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